Put A Cork In It

 "i warned you about this!". hah. at stoplights and drivethrough is a good time also, just look in your side mirror after you drive off. did you read my joke?. and if its noticable what then?. it depends on the color of the smoke. yeah i think its good for a quick laugh. the color diagnoses it. ok cool. i might try it tonight. another one. 

you should try all NEW jokes for your. then i'll act it out by saying "some old man with a cane" and i'll act like i'm a dancing old man back and forth while using his cane to hit the panels. yeah i was gonna say to be fair jsut reading that joke through takes away a lot from it. yeah, but i want the content of it alone to be strong.

 i can imagine a comic who is very animated doing that joke and getting a good response. if it's just funny cause i act silly in it then i don't really value it as much as a joke. although the seniors edition will probably be called . something like that. 

Cork Tile Everywhere

I started hearing so much about cork tile that I've finally decided to just make a blog about it. I love it, I use it and I want to suggest it to anyone who is wondering if they should invest in it. It's one of the most amazing things I've used to redecorate my home and I've always thought it should be more popular. One of the best things about it is how versatile it is. Just like wood, you can use it for your floor or your walls, but it lasts longer without getting damaged and at a fraction of the cost.

One of the most amazing things about cork tile, or cork wall tiles, or even cork floor tiles is how the cork oak tree it comes from regenerates itself after 9 years time at least. They even made a law about it so people couldn't abuse it. Pretty awesome right? Right!

Here is a chat I had the other day about it:

do you use two fingers or one when you are doing the cork tile?. i do it the wiggle way. one finger. but originally it was giong to be two fingers, thrusting. k yeah thats how i did it and i remember you laughing and saying something like you dont know why it was so funny. like "push the button!". yeah, i remember that. the finger wiggling motion was yours. the idea of fingering her by telling her to roll down a window was part of the original idea. but i liked the way the finger motion looked. it just looks funny. i guess the moral is that in a discussion where both people are throwing ideas, different ideas spawn off other ones and the line is blurry on defining who 'thought' of it. yeah, you are good at throwing in ideas and adding to stuff. all i was saying is as far as like WRITING jokes. i understand what youre saying, fingering was thought of originally so its not like you had never thought of fingering before i said anything about it. I don't have any jokes really that YOU have written. the 4 way yield. you wrote that joke. i just put my own take on it, and thats the part i see you use so i feel like i 'created' that part. now, i have tweaked that tile. for sure. because i've told it on stage and i know how to change it for the better. right, like entire jokes that i write from start to finish. but i would never call that my joke. even though parts of it are in a way...my idea. it's really YOUR cork tile. which i dont think most comedians work like that, because you come up with ideas and jokes that fit you and the morph. im sure some of the stuff ive thought of, i was doing the same thing, i would be able to make work in my own way. yea. the cancer/love handles joke i thought was funny. i don't think that's yours. i think you added. i hope youre joking. but i can't remember on that one really. whats higher than 100%?. trying to think. i remember comign up with that joke and telling it in my break room.

Ok so that story was all over the place. Just visit a real cork tile site to find out more. Some people prefer to go with hardwood floors like mirage flooring or quick step flooring.